Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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