Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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