i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
