But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Randomize
