This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
