Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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