seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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