The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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