He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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