Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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