Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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