You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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