I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Randomize
