I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Don't EVER smell your tampon
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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