I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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