He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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