I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
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