Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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