just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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