whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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