yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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