Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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