Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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