So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I wish i was in the wii world.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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