"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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