Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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