when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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