He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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