It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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