his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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