uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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