Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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