I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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