That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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