Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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