I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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