My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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