Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
did you just send me my own nude
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Randomize
