Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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