Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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