belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I wanna bring you to show and tell
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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