he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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