its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
im on a boat
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