just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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