WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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