All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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