whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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