I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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