yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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