Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
When are your genitals available?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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