Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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