All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
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